| Song Title: | Witness (Ballad of Warren Grubber) | |
| Artist: | S.G. Swain | |
| Hits (Month): | 64 | |
| Hits (Total): | 92 | |
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| Lyrics: | Well, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness
preachin' door to door everyday with my New World Translation and a bag full of books hustlin' them Watchto'ers and Awakes. Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness from the time when I was just a little kid My moma taught it to me and I tried earnestly to do everything that they said. I had no friends, I had no lovers I had my hands underneath the covers I was waitin' for Armageddon to proceed Them folks have been waitin' since 1914. Well, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness Preachin' door to door everyday with my hair cut real short out on your front porch trying to save you from Babylon the Great. Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness the biggest nerd that you ever saw until the day that I snapped I came unwrapped And I burned down the Kingdom Hall Well I stood there and I watched it burning And it kinda made me a little bit glad So I went and I bought myself a birthday present And on the way home I saluted a flag Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness but now I'm just an average man a little screwed in the head from the childhood I led but I'm trying to do the best that I can So Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday I pledge allegence, oh say can you see I know it all sounds a little bit confusin' But if I'm ever in a car wreck, I'm gonna get a blood transfusion. Yeah, I used to be a Jerhovah's Witness preachin' door to door everyday with my New World Translation and a bag full of books hustlin' them Watchto'ers and Awakes. |
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